Comfort Watch – End of 2016.

Dear ladies and gents,

can we all agree that 2016 sucked? On a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 would be mildly unpleasant and 10 would be rocking in the corner popping xanax, I’d say 2016 was an 11?

John Oliver is right.

I cry/laughed through this episode. Enough said.

If this year taught us anything it’s that things can always get worse. But let’s hope 2017 is kinder to us all. In the meantime let’s huddle up and try to make it through these last weeks of 2016. And we all know what that means – comfort TV. It’s very big in my house, together with comfort food and comfort cakes.

Grand Designs

OMG Grand Designs! It hosted by Kevin McCloud and airs on Channel 4. It’s about rich people who have a bit too much time and money on their hands. So they decide that they want to build these huge ass tree houses, rebuild castles, live in water towers or whathaveyou. A few months down the road they are usually gazillion pounds in debt and living in a manky trailer on the property (and sometimes the wife is also pregnant). Then once Grand Designs do a follow up, the husband is all – oh we did it and he’s showing off the house and the wife is standing next to him, guzzling down wine, giving him the side eye being all bish please. At any rate – you get the gist, rich people doing silly things.

The Great British Bake Off

This year’s Bake Off was the last year of the Bake Off as we know it. As you are probably aware the show was sold to Channel 4 (as they said on Popbitch – Channel 4 paid Ł25 million for a tent and a few ovens. Which you know boggles the mind). Marry Berry, Sue and Mel are staying with the BBC and Paul Hollywood isn’t. But if you are new to the Bake Off, there are 7 seasons to enjoy. Warm, cozy, funny and with tons of cake. What could be better?

Planet Earth

Well technically it’s Planet Earth II. But you know, whatever. Hosted by sir David Attenborough it is everyone’s favorite nature documentary series. Visually it’s stunning. Simply stunning. High definition and all that jazz. Plus you learn tons. It’s not all smooth sailing though, it’s nature after all. So there might be some scenes of animals being horrible to each other. Like someone gets eaten. Or strangled. Or something. Just a warning in advance (I’m thinking of your stress levels). Other than that – well worth the watch.


It’s people watching TV and talking sh*t. I know. I KNOW! But watch one episode, I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. If not, you can come here and call me a silly cow.


I have watched Supernatural for 12 years now. 12 years!!! And despite the blood and the gore, it has become a comfort watch for me. See, in Supernatural you know who the bad guys are. And the Winchesters are trying to save the world. Time and time again. Even when the odds are stacked against them. Which is all the freaking time. They just don’t give up. And you have to admire that.


Good sitcoms are hard to fine. So hard to fine. How else can we explain the success of Two and a Half Men? Jesus. It’s like wherever you go in the world, if you switch the TV on, one of the channels will have Two and a Half Men on. Like CSI: Miami. Only CSI: Miami is funnier. At any rate, the sitcoms I have watched and enjoyed of late – Fresh Off The Boat. Black-ish. The Goldbergs. Almost any old UK sitcom will do nicely too.

So tell me – what is you go-to comfort watch?

Fall TV – Quick Judgement

Dear ladies and gents,

can we talk about how there was nothing to watch this summer? And when I say nothing, I do mean nothing. Well apart from Stranger Things. I LOVED Stranger Things. Even with all the bad men and creepiness factor, it was one of the most delightful things I’ve seen.

At any rate – no TV means I could read more. And read I did. I went through 10 out of 13 Mark Billingham’s Tom Thorne novels (among other things).

As much as I enjoy reading (and I do, a lot) by mid-September I was itching for something interesting to watch. Thank heavens for the Great British Bake Off.

So like a gluttonous cow I wanted to watch EVERYTHING. Here are my first impressions (I can also be a judgemental cow, so bare with):

BullLie To Me knock off. Without Tim Roth. No offense to Michael Weatherly, but he is not Tim Roth. I prefer Tim Roth in all of his twitchy glory.

The Good Place – tries too hard to be quirky. And I normally like Kristen Bell.

Designated Survivor – Jack Bauer on Prozac.

Timeless – created by Kripke. I thought I’d be ALL OVER that. It’s like Stargate Atlantis and Back to the Future mated. A bit meh if I’m honest.

ConvictionHayley Atwell is in it. And she is supposed to be this bad-ass lawyer who is also a bit of a mess. Yeah, not really buying it. Viola Davis knocked that one out of the park.

Westworld – obviously this was hyped like crazy. I get it, the cast list is stellar. First time around I switched it off after the opening credits. I saw it was long and there was no way I’d make it through the end without falling sleep (it was late, ok?). Gave it another go and it was a bit touch and go in the beginning. I thought it’d be some rape-y sh*t and I don’t have time for that. In the end, it was fine. But I’m reserving my judgement until I’ve seen at least one more episode.

Luke Cage – now I love me some Marvel. Jessica Jones is one of the best things I’ve seen in years. I love Daredevil. I *thought* I’d be all over Luke Cage. ALL OVER IT. I saw 4 episodes so far. I managed to fall asleep 3 times. Yeah, I’m all



So tell me dear ladies and gents, have you seen anything interesting of late?

So? The X Files?

Ok I’ll be upfront with you – I loved The X Files growing up. LOVED it. Couldn’t get enough of it. Ate that sh*t up.

And that was back in the day when we didn’t even understand what the term spoiler meant. *sigh*

Loved it. It was gross, it was funny, it was unexpected, it was good television.

tl; dr The X Files was my jam.

Now we all know by now that all these TV reboots (or whatever they are called) rarely if ever work. I mean do you remember Dynasty reboot? Do you? I do. It was sh*t.

OH YES I WENT THERE. I managed to include the X Files and Dynasty in the same blog post *cackling like a demented banshee*

So when I sat down to watch the first episode despite my apprehension I can’t lie – I got a bit of a thrill when I saw the opening credits (again I’m easily amused).

ANYWAY – for the love of everything holy can someone explain to me what this X Files reboot/miniseries/whatever is suppose to be about?

Because I don’t understand. Anything I’ve read was – oh just you wait for episode 3. And I did. And I still don’t understand. Is it supposed to be a parody? And then you have some sad bits and strange bits and bits about the baby and then no one mentions the baby again. Is it an inside joke? I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

As it stands now in my book the first and the last episode were the best. There was some actual talk about the aliens. Something actually happened. The rest of the stuff? Not so much (even though I will admit I did laugh at Mulder tripping his balls off).

So I’m kind of disappointed and a bit sad and I still don’t understand.

Please tell me I’m not the only one.

Random thoughts on fall TV

Dear ladies and gents,

some of the fall finales have wrapped up (hm since when do we call it a fall finale? Did I miss that particular press release?) and I have thoughts about it. And what better way to express them then in a form of gifs.


IcannotwithFitzseriously. What an entitled asshole.

And when Olivia finally (FINALLY) dumps his ass


Winchester boys are back! YAY!

The Good Wife

I’ll be honest with you – the only reason to watch? Jeffrey Dean Morgan. God, that man is hot.

Also? Alicia’s wig is driving me to distraction.

Jessica Jones


So I’ve been watching Blindspot. And it’s not bad. But that guy, the main guy, Weller, why does he always make the same face? It looks like Leslie Knope’s angry face. All. the. freaking. time. Seriously, it can’t be I’m the only one who noticed it?