So? The X Files?

Ok I’ll be upfront with you – I loved The X Files growing up. LOVED it. Couldn’t get enough of it. Ate that sh*t up.

And that was back in the day when we didn’t even understand what the term spoiler meant. *sigh*

Loved it. It was gross, it was funny, it was unexpected, it was good television.

tl; dr The X Files was my jam.

Now we all know by now that all these TV reboots (or whatever they are called) rarely if ever work. I mean do you remember Dynasty reboot? Do you? I do. It was sh*t.

OH YES I WENT THERE. I managed to include the X Files and Dynasty in the same blog post *cackling like a demented banshee*

So when I sat down to watch the first episode despite my apprehension I can’t lie – I got a bit of a thrill when I saw the opening credits (again I’m easily amused).

ANYWAY – for the love of everything holy can someone explain to me what this X Files reboot/miniseries/whatever is suppose to be about?

Because I don’t understand. Anything I’ve read was – oh just you wait for episode 3. And I did. And I still don’t understand. Is it supposed to be a parody? And then you have some sad bits and strange bits and bits about the baby and then no one mentions the baby again. Is it an inside joke? I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

As it stands now in my book the first and the last episode were the best. There was some actual talk about the aliens. Something actually happened. The rest of the stuff? Not so much (even though I will admit I did laugh at Mulder tripping his balls off).

So I’m kind of disappointed and a bit sad and I still don’t understand.

Please tell me I’m not the only one.

Random thoughts on fall TV

Dear ladies and gents,

some of the fall finales have wrapped up (hm since when do we call it a fall finale? Did I miss that particular press release?) and I have thoughts about it. And what better way to express them then in a form of gifs.


IcannotwithFitzseriously. What an entitled asshole.

And when Olivia finally (FINALLY) dumps his ass


Winchester boys are back! YAY!

The Good Wife

I’ll be honest with you – the only reason to watch? Jeffrey Dean Morgan. God, that man is hot.

Also? Alicia’s wig is driving me to distraction.

Jessica Jones


So I’ve been watching Blindspot. And it’s not bad. But that guy, the main guy, Weller, why does he always make the same face? It looks like Leslie Knope’s angry face. All. the. freaking. time. Seriously, it can’t be I’m the only one who noticed it?

Random thing about the Strain

Dear ladies and gents,

so I mentioned a number of times how I wasn’t super excited about anything that aired this summer. But fall is here, it’s not hot anymore and we can watch telly like normal people again.

The problem was what to watch since as I mentioned there wasn’t much on. I thought and thought and then I was like ok I’ll catch up with the Strain. My reasoning was that I can have it on, not pay too much attention and read a book at the same time. Oh please, like you never do that! Sheesh.

So I watched a few episodes, then skipped a few episodes, then watched a few episodes.

And then this character called Mr. Quinlan showed up. I thought something sounded familiar, but again I wasn’t really paying attention?

For reference this is what Mr. Quinlan looks like.

Image via the Hollywood Reporter

I was down to the last couple of episodes and it was nagging at me. Like nagging to the point I had to google. There was something about the face and the voice.

Well. I’m a freaking proper blond, I’ll tell you that.

It was only bleeding RUPERT PENRY-JONES!!!

For reference (for anyone who hasn’t watched Spooks or Whitechapel or Silk) this is what Rupert Penry-Jones looks like.

Image via the Telegraph

What the ever loving ****?!

Did they really have to hide the pretty? (look, we have already established I’m shallow, ok?)

But on the plus side:

a) I’ve read the following interview and according to Penry-Jones the character in the novels doesn’t have nose or ears, which you know they at least left him with that (before you shout at me, no I didn’t read the books. Not yet anyway).

b) he obviously loves it. Like any actor would say no to Guillermo del Toro! If he tells you to slap some goo on, you slap some goo on.

Image via Rupert Penry-Jones’s Twitter

and c) he really is good. I didn’t even realize until a few episodes in. Given I wasn’t REALLY paying attention, but still.

Although honestly? I would prefer another season of Whitechapel.

Fall TV shows

Dear ladies and gents,

in the interest of science (not really, I just had some spare time) I checked all of the trailers for all of the new shows that are due to air in September and October.

Remember way, waaay back when Fringe premiered? I was like

Sadly there was no similar reaction this time around. I did see a trailer for a Dallas rip off (Blood and Oil), 2 shows based on movies (the Minority Report and Limitless), a Dexter rip off (Wicked City) and honestly just a bunch of lackluster stuff. Given it’s kinda hard to judge anything based on the trailer alone. And any one of these might be a sleeper hit. So here is some stuff that kinda looked interesting? Please do let me know if there is anything you are terribly excited about that I might have missed.

Life In Pieces

This one gives me Parenthood vibes, but it seems heavier on the comedy rather than drama.


This seems like a cross between dunno Memento and the Whispers? It must be all the tattoos.


I *think* this is suppose to be an alternative to Castle/Bones? A police procedural with some romance thrown in?

The Player

Based on the trailer alone… well, meh. This is suppose to be another big hit for NBC (like Blacklist was/is). Hm, have they seen Chosen? This is kinda the same thing only with higher production values.


Ok this seems like it might be funny? And John Stamos because obvs I watched the Full House way back in the day. On the side note – how is it possible he still looks exactly the same all these years later? Plastic surgery? A magnificent skincare routine? Or there is a picture in the attic somewhere that reveals his true aging self? Lord knows but I do know I don’t understand it.

The Grinder

Another new TV show that looks like it might be funny. Another reason to watch? Rob Lowe (LITERALLY) and Fred Savage.


Based on the trailer alone and if I had to guess, if there is one show that might be a Blacklist contender (although Blacklist has James Spader so it’s kinda futile to compete with that) than it is Quantico. It seems hm interesting? But again as I mentioned above, it’s not like there is tons of exciting stuff.