Dear ladies and gents,
I’m sure you all know by now that CSI: Miami has been canceled. If this is news to you, my apologies, I really didn’t want to be the one to break it to you. So try not to retreat to a corner to gently rock back and forth. But look at it this way – there were 10 seasons of CSI: Miami, it will air in reruns forever.
So I thought we might play a little game where we could brainstorm the next David Caruso project. Obvs the guy will be able to live off royalties for a long (looong) time, however what is the fun in that?
Currently he has nothing in post-production. His Twitter feed meanwhile alludes to some projects (and there are a lot of good days and good nights for some reason) but me thinks it would be more fun for us to come up with his next project.
The only rule of the game is that he cannot play a character named Horatio Caine who joined CSI team in either New York or Las Vegas.
Once Upon a Time – I will preface this by saying that I don’t watch Once Upon a Time. However a cursory glance at the show’s wikipedia page reveals there is no Puss in Boots character. How can you have a show about fairy tales without Puss in Boots?! And why David Caruso? Duh. And enough said.
Downton Abbey – David Caruso plays Flynn Fitzgerald, much younger (and somewhat opportunistic) gentleman of Irish descent who starts a courtship with Martha Levison much to the chagrin (and shock) of all at Downton Abbey. Well… to all apart from Isobel Crawley, she’s all like… you go girl, defy the convention!
Luther – David Caruso plays a Jocker like character who is the mysterious mastermind behind some of most daring and senseless crimes London has seen in years. He has a particularly fond spot for Luther, who he taunts in a season long story arc. And when Alice decides enough is enough and tries to bish-slap the bugger, a deadly showdown between the two psychopaths begins.
Ok ladies and gents, that’s all I could come up with. Anyone has any suggestions?