Things I learned watching the Big Bang Theory

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    • Sheldon is not insane, his mum had him tested.

 

    • Stan Lee is NOT Bruce Lee’s nerdy brother.

 

    • Sheldon saves his paychecks for the simple reason the things he wants to buy haven’t been invented yet (I wish I had the same problem)

 

    • No one sits in Sheldon’s spot. He has placed eternal dibs on it.

 

    • Sheldon Cooper is William Shatner of theoretical physics.

 

    • The appropriate ranking of cool models of transportation is jetpack, hover board, transporter, Batmobile and then a giant ant.

 

    • Your grandmother is not a grandmother, she is your meemaw.

 

    • Sheldon rarely kids and when he does you will know by the use of the word bazinga.

 

    • There is no reason to live if a disaster strikes and all USB ports get destroyed.

 

    • If you evacuate your bowels when you want to that makes you a hippy.

 

    • Gravity is a heartless bitch.

 

    • You can hack into government’s supercomputer and try to buy uranium but be prepared for Department of Homeland Security to tattle to your mother.

 

    • If you type 5.318.008 in a calculator and turn it upside down it spells boobies.

 

    • If you get bitten by a radioactive rat in all probability you will not gain superpowers and turn into a superhero but you will need a tetanus shot.

 

    • Aquaman sucks.

 

    • Social protocol dictates when a friend is upset you offer him/her a hot beverage.

 

  • If you go to a costume party and all of your friends dress up as Flash, you should all walk behind each other all night so it looks like it’s one person going really fast.

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  1. Yes, Sheldon Cooper of the sitcom Big Bang Theory. Lots of us know about this character played by Jim Parsons. You could say that Sheldon is a classic example of a weird friend. Initially, I thought Sheldon was an alien from outer space. The way he behaves, his figurative mode of speech was unusual and seriously discrete. If you take a character analysis of Sheldon ways of living, mannerism, it could sometimes flabbergast you. Why? Because you have a person like his friends Leonard, Howard, and Rajesh have an extensive collection of superhero toys in which Flash is his favorite. Man! You will split into laughter, when you see in an episode where he dresses up as the Flash after drinking five cups of coffee. He gets so energized and intoxicated that he just speeds out of the apartment into the street in the Flash costume. `

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