Dear House writers,
I have been watching since the beginning. You know back in the day when people didn’t know that Hugh Laurie was actually English. And I’ll continue watching because well of Hugh Laurie. I watched him since he was Wooster in Jeeves and Wooster and Laurie in A Bit of Fry and Laurie. I really like the grumpy bollocks. And I like the medical stuff.
But I am just a tad bit confused (and worried) about the latest developments.
So lets ignore the fact 13 has been getting more airtime then hm lets say Wilson lately. But what I find very hard to comprehend she has gone from being all suicidal and reckless to making googly eyes and talking babies with Foreman. In a matter of few episodes. Seriously?
And Foreman is sooo in love he doesn’t care he might be jeopardizing his career? Really? After a few dates? We talking about the Foreman we grew to know over 4 season? The same Foreman who has colleagues not friends? And steals other people’s intellectual property? Seriously?
I would even address 13’s weird attempt at flirting but the less we say about that the better. I am all for awkward (love it in fact) but this was just plain creepy.
Lets ignore the fact you have made Wilson and House patch things up after a handful of episodes. Someone gets over the fact his friend killed his girlfriend that quickly? Seriously?
What bugs me is that Wilson is getting less airtime then Chase and Cameron. Combined. Which equals to itsy bitsy minuscule amount.
Lets ignore the fact the best scenes over the last few episodes were with Cameron and Chase. No in fact lets not. Why do you even keep poor buggers on the pay roll and give them wonderful lines when you do, just to throw them back in the pits of ER or wherever they curl up in fetal position in the meantime.
Tsk really not on.
Lets ignore Cuddy’s bangs for a moment (I’ll get to that one a bit later). You are turning the damn woman from a assertive, strong, sassy sort into a dish rag. Wet dish rag in fact. Ok she is a mum now. But she has been on a downward spiral over the last 2 seasons – give the woman a break. Give her her backbone back.
And for the love of god and everything that is holy do something about her bangs – they are driving me to distraction. I’m sure you can find some hair mouse somewhere. Hair gel even better. I know shallow, shallow blogger but she will end up with a permanent squint if those bangs are not taken care of.
Which brings me to the latest bit of news that Amber is coming back. Yes the Cutthroat Bitch will be back.
Now I liked Amber. I thought she was interesting. Fun even. And then you killed her. Or House did (whichever way you want to look at it).
And now she is coming back. I thought this was House not Grey’s Anatomy. Do we really need another ghost who simply refuses to go into the light?
Or even worse an evil twin? Even if it is a hallucination (which would be more probable for House, although these days I’m not sure of anything) – still what in the world’s name are you trying to do?
I could will away the boob grab and hammer in the toilet. But words fail me now.