May 1st 2008 06:08 am
Rant - needs and wants
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One of the first things in do in the morning is to check Wordpress dashboard to moderate the comments (not that we get loads of those, but still). Anyhow, over the last few weeks there has been so much spam it is quite unseemly. All I will say is God bless Akismet and delete all option.
So far the spammy individuals wherever or whoever they are what we really do not need is but thank you for asking anyway:
a) any type of medication, be it a painkiller, performance enhancer of any kind or any type of antibiotic (in general I do not take an antibiotic unless prescribed by a doctor, anything I cannot pronounce or know what it is and any pill which name is followed by soil in bed. Hello!? Is that a side effect or is it supposed to do that to you?)
b) anything to protect our assets (be it home, car, pet, boobs or a behind)
c) I pack a mean punch even though I’m on the short side (and I have a mace). Karate Kid I am not, but I can defend myself (or at least try to defend myself).
What we do need is (and taking a cue from Dames Margie and Edna):
a) a laptop (my comp is the equivalent of Trabant. Nah, that is not fair on old Rudolph, he is the equivalent of Fiat 126).
b) Gadgets, toys and doo-dahs (Mr. Fry coined the term and I quite like it). Plus my MP3 player most definitely is not an iPod and my mobile is not iPhone (which is soooo shiny and pretty)
c) Oreo cookies and M&m peanuts
d) Converse trainers (or Adidas for that matter)
e) Anything from the Body Shop
f) I love me some budget buys and I love me some Primark.
g) Oh and yes since we are writing about TV and movies, some previews would be nice 
So there you have that is what we could do with. Since the offers keep coming and all.
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