CouchSlobs - A Monument To Human Idleness

• The answer never is the blue whale
• If you are unsure of the answer just keep listing things, you are bound to get something right - eventually
• Do not try to make sense out of QI points system
• If you eat only rabbit you eventually die. On the other hand if you have some peas and carrot with your rabbit you should be ok.
• The inventor of Moonwalk contrary to popular belief is not Michael Jackson, but Bill Bailey and manakin bird (here is manakin in action)
• It is not shaggers disease but Chagas disease and it is not what you think
• Ballet is illegal in Turkmenistan, the good news is circus and opera is allowed
• Nelson never wore an eye patch
• Contrary to popular opinion vampire bats will not bite you on your neck, but your big toe so keep those socks on
• If you need invisible ink use lemon juice, egg yolk and as a last resort semen
• Way to uncover a female spy – get her pregnant, wait 9 months and if she starts to yell in another language during delivery – bingo!
• It is possible to get a splinter from toilet paper
• Pickles can light up
• Rhubarb can be used as laxative
• If your supply of rhubarb runs low, the good news is you can force them to grow, the bad news is it will take 2 years.
• Fake gummi bears fingerprints can fool sensors. Then again you can put them to good use and simply eat them.
• You will not vomit if you swim 20 minutes after you had your meal
• Contrary to popular belief ulcer is not caused by diet and stress, but by bacteria Helicobacter pylori
• Appendix does have a use after all, but for the life of me I cant remember what it was

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