Writers Strike Is Affecting My Health
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In my humble opinion it is about time AMPTP (or as we like to call of fax them hypocrisy, greed and lie) stops the strike.

Because of the lack of quality programs I was forced to watch Cashmere Mafia, Project Runway, Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill. Let me tell you my estrogen levels are sky high. I started developing boobs and I teared up this morning when my neighbors poodle took a dump at my lawn. Can you believe it? If this continues I will only be able to find job as a bearded lady, but let me warn you, I do not look good in a skirt.
Please stop them or TV is going to turn into this:
