December 19th 2007
Reality TV Hell
A couple of weeks ago I bitched how TV is going to become flooded with reality shows. To sum up; I concluded that due to execs incompetency, TV is going to be ruined by reality TV hell. The thing I predicted actually happened and worst yet, it has started to affect me. Before you start to projectile vomit, at least wait to hear the name of the turd. Horror of all horrors is Project Runway (insert vomit here).
The whole bloody hell started a couple of weeks ago when Molly (oh Molly!) from Buzz Out Loud podcast said she watches this thing and it is good. At first I was horrified. Et tu, Molly! I thought. But soon the crisis came. Heroes (although bad) finished, Betty stopped showing, Galactica hasn’t started yet and I begun shaking. The withdrawal was bad. I needed my TV fix, dude, I needed it bad. I opened my iTunes and all of a sudden I found myself downloading … that 
. Don’t judge me! You would’ve done it too.
Project Runway - The Complete Third Season: DVD: Project RunwaySo why do I like it? Well first of all the contestants have to do something, even if it is as trivial as taking cloth loins and making them into clothes which four bitchy judges rate. Secondly, one of the contestants is a woman who doesn’t know how to sow, spits on her designs and people wear them afterwards. Thirdly, the turd is full of bitches (not female dogs) who nag all the time. Some of you might not think this is enough to force you to do sit for an hour in front of your TV, but think about it! This is a show that celebrates clothes that were spat on. Can you imagine watching something more fun (Britney’s VMA performance doesn’t count!)? All and all, in this time of TV need when we have nothing to watch, Project Runway truly is a reality perversion worth viewing.
