CouchSlobs - A Monument To Human Idleness

• Hola is pronounced ola (although as Amanda would point out there is an H in it)
• Accountants can be damn shpexy (Henry? Hello!)
• Contrary to popular opinion, fashion mags and TV it is ok to eat. Pencil thin is not the norm.
• Normal woman have jeans that do not fit, eat sandwiches , pizza and/or Mexican food instead of salad and prefer flats instead of heels from time to time. Or all the time.
• Regardless what Wilhelmina does it is not advisable to have Botox administered by your assistant.
• Duck fat injected in lieu of a face lift? Bad idea
• There is such a thing as a butt lift, goes to show how little I know about the advancements in plastic surgery (note – start watching Nip and Tuck)
• When men opt for sex change surgery contrary to the popular opinion they do not lop it off and keep it in the jar.
• Pleads with stripes? It can be done, have you seen some of Marc’s outfits?
• Gucci bag has universal appeal
• It is not Secretary’s day but Administrative Professionals day
• It is not a good idea to eat empanadas after midnight
• If there is one cardinal rule we have all learned from Ugly Betty about fashion mags that is who has the Book rules the magazine
• By far my favorite line – Mexicans do not have super heroes, we have a speedy little mouse
• Victoria Beckham cant really act

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