Hola is pronounced ola (although as Amanda would point out there is an H in it)
Accountants can be damn shpexy (Henry?Hello!)
Contrary to popular opinion, fashion mags and TV it is ok to eat. Pencil thin is not the norm.
Normal woman have jeans that do not fit, eat sandwiches , pizza and/or Mexican food instead of salad and prefer flats instead of heels from time to time. Or all the time.
Regardless what Wilhelmina does it is not advisable to have Botox administered by your assistant.
Duck fat injected in lieu of a face lift? Bad idea
There is such a thing as a butt lift, goes to show how little I know about the advancements in plastic surgery (note – start watching Nip and Tuck)
When men opt for sex change surgery contrary to the popular opinion they do not lop it off and keep it in the jar.
Pleads with stripes? It can be done, have you seen some of Marc’s outfits?
Gucci bag has universal appeal
It is not Secretary’s day but Administrative Professionals day
It is not a good idea to eat empanadas after midnight
If there is one cardinal rule we have all learned from Ugly Betty about fashion mags that is who has the Book rules the magazine
By far my favorite line – Mexicans do not have super heroes, we have a speedy little mouse