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- It can get awfully cold in Kansas
- How to know there has been a nuclear blast? There will be a mushroom cloud and dead birds everywhere
- Do not get caught in the rain after a nuclear blast, trust me the results are not pretty
- If you do get caught in the rain after a nuclear blast there is bad news and some even worse news – bad news is you will end up looking like something from the Singing detective and even worse news is you will die
- If you do get caught in the rain after a nuclear blast, drink plenty of iodine; it tastes vile, however it might help. Well the key words being might help.
- How to prepare for the aftermath of the nuclear blast? Stock up on water, salt, batteries, petrol and good old fashioned alcohol
- Alcohol is good for 2 things a) to disinfect wounds and b) to keep you warm
- Also remember to stock up on pesticides, even though all the birds and livestock will not survive, bugs can survive a nuclear blast
- There are computers that can survive nuclear blasts, power shortages and EMF and still work (I know I am technically challenged but I did not know it was possible)
- Sometime the cavalry is not really the cavalry but teachers posing as marines
- There is no crisis that Skeet Urlich cannot solve
- You can save your favorite show with plenty of nuts and little bit of persistence
- If there is anyone who can annoy Les Moonves day in and day out then it’s the Jericho Rangers
- Series that have a plot that goes something like nuclear blast aftermath and how it affects a small town in Kansas might not sound like much, but do give it a try, I promise you will be hooked
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Oh, yay! Another Jericho fan. Thank you for your post, it was good times…
That was hilarious- especially the Les Moonves part! Love Jericho! Watch it, and you will be hooked…it’s the best show on television in years!
Oh yes I really do like the show, but with the writers strike and everything, I do hope some sort of campaign is in the works when the new episodes air to recruit the viewers…
I just dont understand why it is taking them to bloody long, I’d really like to know what happens next
DON’T drink iodine..it will KILL you. The writers meant potassium iodate tablets.
One more thing I learned watching JERICHO…if I may: GERALD MCRANEY just keeps getting better and better!!
PENCILS TO MOONVES!!!!
JERICHO ROCKS!!
Thanks for the contribution…
And I do plan to drink iodine, dont worry…