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• It can get awfully cold in Kansas

• How to know there has been a nuclear blast? There will be a mushroom cloud and dead birds everywhere

• Do not get caught in the rain after a nuclear blast, trust me the results are not pretty

• If you do get caught in the rain after a nuclear blast there is bad news and some even worse news – bad news is you will end up looking like something from the Singing detective and even worse news is you will die

• If you do get caught in the rain after a nuclear blast, drink plenty of iodine; it tastes vile, however it might help. Well the key words being might help.

• How to prepare for the aftermath of the nuclear blast? Stock up on water, salt, batteries, petrol and good old fashioned alcohol

• Alcohol is good for 2 things a) to disinfect wounds and b) to keep you warm

• Also remember to stock up on pesticides, even though all the birds and livestock will not survive, bugs can survive a nuclear blast

• There are computers that can survive nuclear blasts, power shortages and EMF and still work (I know I am technically challenged but I did not know it was possible)

• Sometime the cavalry is not really the cavalry but teachers posing as marines

• There is no crisis that Skeet Urlich cannot solve

• You can save your favorite show with plenty of nuts and little bit of persistence

• If there is anyone who can annoy Les Moonves day in and day out then it’s the Jericho Rangers

• Series that have a plot that goes something like nuclear blast aftermath and how it affects a small town in Kansas might not sound like much, but do give it a try, I promise you will be hooked

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