CouchSlobs - A Monument To Human Idleness

· The trunk of your car should be used to store weapons and costumes.

· Weapons you will need: rock salt, gasoline, silver bullets, Holy water

· Possible costumes you might need: priest, electrician, alarm maintence guy, firefighter

· You should be afraid of the dark.

· There are no 2 motels alike

· Do enter premises such as former asylums, hospitals, haunted houses with just a flashlight that is all the lightning you will need.

· Never say Bloody Mary 3 times in front of a mirror.

· Demons have funny eyes.

· Do not pick up a hitchhiker she/he might slit your throat.

· Scarecrows can kill.

· Never stop in small town, you might end up as a sacrificial victim.

· Demon hunting does not pay but there is always credit card scam.

· If you see someone looking exactly like you dont worry it might be a shapeshifter.However if it is a shapeshifter, run the other way - dont follow it down the sewer.

· If you get ill, you can always find a faith healer. If you do get better, do not try and find out how the faith healer does it, trust me you dont want to know.

· People can leave their portraits and try to kill you.

· There is such a thing as a werewolf. In fact there are such things as demons, vampires, ghosts, clowns that kill, evil spirits and Bloody Mary.

· You can make a deal with a demon, but your life span will shorten considerably.

· Never stick your hand down the garbage disposal.

· There is such a thing as a haunted truck.

· The best decade for rock music were the 80s.

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