Archive for October 11th, 2007

Things I have learned from watching… House


  • House is always right
  • All patients lie
  • You can have a heart attack in your leg.
  • It is not a drug problem, it is pain management problem.
  • One illness you most definitely do not have is lupus.
  • It is not an illness but a mystery.
  • You are in hospital not to recover but to entertain the doctor.
  • If you have an MRI chances are you are most likely to have a seizure/bleed from any given orifice/hear voices/pass out.
  • Your brain can be on fire.
  • You heart will stop at least once while in hospital.
  • You will have at least one lumbar puncture while in hospital.
  • You will have at least one biopsy while in hospital.
  • Your eye can explode.
  • If doubtful about diagnosis, start treatment anyway and watch what happens.
  • Prolonged use of Vicodin will mess up your bladder.
  • Doctors often do not scrub in.
  • Do not stuff a thermometer in people’s bottoms because a) you might forget it and b) the person with a thermometer up his arse might be a cop
  • Doctors only know other doctors.
  • Doctors only shag other doctors.
  • Do not stick knives in electrical sockets.



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October 11, 2007 Posted Under Uncategorized

Thursday news round-up


Eric Bana joins Zachary Quinto in the new Star trek movie – MTV

Hoff released from hospital after relapse – msnbc

Michelle Rodriguez sentenced to 6 months in jail – Eonline

Michael Mann and Will Smith together again in “Empire” – Variety

House rules Tuesday night, Caveman down 25% – Variety

Clooney and Di Caprio together in a political thriller? – Hollywood Reporter

Hooper will direct King’s “From a Buick 8″ – Variety

Most anticipated movie of the year? Indiana Jones – Reuters

Esquire’s Sexiest woman alive? – Reuters

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